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La Casa Rosa Part 1
Catching up with Benjamin Long
Ah, Benjamin Long, the happily accidental goth. Um, the accidentally happy goth.
You know who I mean.
Anyway. Here’s a random, completely unrelated bit of trivia for you. On the web, it’s considered rude to type in all caps. That is considered shouting.
Now, back to matters at hand.
HE PICKED IT OUT HIMSELF. THIS WAS NOT MY IDEA.
Yes, of all the houses available he wanted Casa Rosa, the pinkest…
Excuse me a moment.
There. That’s better.
Benjamin: All this pink is giving me the strangest feeling.
He threatens the door open and steps inside his new home.
Benjamin: Ooo, I feel a little odd, like a strange mathematical formula is taking all my personal memories away and replacing them with generic place holders.
(Squinge's townie no memory loss + Syberspunk townie no memory loss = hack conflict!)
Benjamin: No need to worry, I’ll just see what’s in my pockets. I probably have some ID, or family photos, or…a TV and cute flowery rug! YES!
Who needs memories when you’ve got TV?
Narrator: And so Roman Kositchek struggles to rebuild his life after a chance encounter with an evil mongoose gave him amnesia…
Benjamin: Soap operas are so stupid! Amnesia is an incredibly rare disease! Using it as a plot device is just lazy writing!
