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La Casa Rosa - Outtakes (cont)
Jay: So how does it feel to be a red herring to keep readers from guessing who the real first kiss was?
Random Guy: It feels better than being Drake clone #197.
You know what, I don’t care if they use cheesy gimmicks. I don’t care if all their album titles are bad puns. I don’t care if they plagiarized all their songs. They put on one really terrific show.
So we’re cool with that, everything’s fine, no problem at all. La la la, life is beautiful.
You don’t mind if I go to the nasty gas station on the corner when I need to use the bathroom, do you?
Jennifer: Drake is named after a duck. I heard him admit it himself at the park. Then he flapped his little wings and flew away.
Jason: Have you been hitting the bubble blower again?
I hate to tell you this…
…but Sims have porn.
Buck: I hope all this water pouring from Benjamin’s toilet doesn’t make my make-up run.
Adriana: I hope you’re not going to wear your pajamas to class. This is a wonderful greek house, and we need to uphold its reputation by being dignified and respectable.
Kenneth: Like you were on official picture taking day?
Adriana: Hey, posteriors for posterity.
Drake: This photo of you is terrible.
Benjamin: Yeah, well, at least I don’t have stuff dangling from my chin.
Quick note - the toilet does that sometimes when you un-pause the game. If you keep quickly re-pausing and un-pausing it’s quite a show.