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The Accidental Bigamist - Outtakes (cont)
Gunnar: Why is your skirt longer than my skirt?
I’m sure you all remember that famous Surreal masterpiece, “Fury strolls through Roxa’s brain.”
Earth 1 Lark: I wish I looked like that guy.
Ah yes, haven’t we all wanted something completely impossible?
OH NO! It’s that stupid glitch where they have hearts for themselves!
Oh great, now he’s got the flirty eyes for himself. I mean, this glitch would be fine with Gypsy or Fury. It would just be a realistic feature. But Frysland? Does he think he’s a blonde townie?
Kaj: Gasp! A naked baby! How dare you expose me to such a shocking sight!
All hail the…
Um, guys? You, in the back. A little dignity, please? A little pomp and circumstance?
The Emperor: I’m glad historians don’t know that fish pillows were the real cause of Rome’s fall.
Ok, there’s a reason this is in the outtakes. Let me go through this quickly.
Pao flirted with Kinto and got a crush. Kinto didn’t get a crush.
Lark rushed over and flirted with Kinto, which upset Pao. He became furious and turned around to start Slapfest 2007. And then…
Yep, that’s right. The Microsoft Corporation votes for Pao and Lark.
The best part about the error is the exclamation mark. That’s an error that means business.
