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The Manly Castle (cont)


What’s that?  You want me to say I didn’t learn to recolor objects just so I could desecrate Windkeeper’s castle toppers?

I would hate to lie to you like that.



For some reason it’s making me think of the leaning tower of Piza. 

Before we go any further we’d better make a copy.  Just in case something goes wrong.  We wouldn’t want to lose all this hard work.



AHHHHH!

Ok, that caught me off guard.  I’m all right now.  Actually, now I want a castle that really looks like that.



“So at exactly what moment did you first think, “I may not be completely normal.’”



Now that we have a copy, let’s try some different looks.

This would be the wedding cake look.



Do you remember the 80’s?  Because I remember the 80’s.



What would it look like if you draped an entire castle in rich, luxurious black velvet?

That’s right, silly.



I SAID, DO YOU REMEMBER THE 80’S?



I think the wooden castle has potential.  Has anyone tried building forts yet?



Now for comparison, here is the original color of the castle toppers.  Or as you might call it the “correct” or “non-delusional, maybe you need a nap or something” color.

I didn’t bother to change all the pieces because I’m happy with the pink castle.

You heard me.



After all, my neighborhood is simply crawling with manly men who could live in a manly pink castle.



I’ve had my eye on this Uni student for a while.  He looks pink castle compatible.



But I’ll probably just give it to Goopy GilsCarbo.  It’s the best I can do until they come out with that “exotic dancer” expansion pack.



And now, the apologies.

I apologize to Windkeeper who probably has a note in her terms of service specifically saying “don’t do anything stupid with my meshes.”

I apologize to the folks at Kokosims who made the original wallpaper.

I apologize to the lovely city of Piza.

I apologize to you for tricking you into reading this.


Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to do something terrible to some window and door meshes.


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