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Colby’s Makeover Part 4 (cont)
And finally, do: Check out the annual chess tournament. The random contestant matching process keeps thing fun!
Gypsy: Whoa, super smart little kid from Dolby’s family. I am so doomed.
Gypsy: So, she took three of my pieces on the first move. Is that bad?
Caline: Ok, it’s your move.
Gypsy: I’m just going to move the spiky guy. I’ve always liked him.
Caline: Do you mean the bishop? All right, that’s an easy move to counter.
Gypsy: Cheese guy, what should I do next? Move the spiky guy again, or the salt shaker shaped like a castle?
Colby: I recommend beginning slowly with the Goth-Dreamer strategy, then accelerating to the Lothario-Caliente strategy for the final moves.
Gypsy: Cheese dude! I’m talking about chess, not dates! I’ll just move the wishy-washy horsey guy.
Caline: Check-mate? How is that possible? I’ve never seen this strategy before.
Gypsy: It’s the wishy-washy horsey guy. He’ll never let you down.
Gypsy: Hey, cheese guy who looks vaguely familiar. Give me a call sometime.
Delia: I think you should stick with Francis J. He has more money.
You’ll have to excuse her. Pirates think like that. She doesn’t actually want Colby to get Francis J drunk, get a quick Sim Vegas marriage with no prenuptial agreement, then divorce Francis J and take all his money. It’s just a verbal tic, like saying “Arrrr” and “Matey.”
Now that this important, vital update is out of the way, only one question remains.
Is there an outfit cute enough for child Frysland?
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