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Drake's Tale Part 0
What? Don't you always start counting with 0?
He has floppy blond hair and glasses. He makes funny faces. He laughed in the (heavily made-up) face of a man with six inch claws, then pummeled him in a fight.
He’s DRAKE, and he wanted to become playable. He was even willing to submit his fate to a poll.
He took a moment here to model a plumb bob, to show everyone how nice it would look.
Drake was a university student and he’d seen several sims become playable.
Jay became playable because he struck a fashion model pose after his makeover.
Trevor became playable because he was obviously Gypsy’s long lost brother.
Blair became playable because he has floppy blond hair and glasses.
Drake: Wait, what was that last one again?
And…and…and…isn’t that ME standing right behind him? You made him playable, but not me?!!!!!!!!!!*
(* please repeat ! another 990 times)
Drake actually has been rather haunted by Blair. On that infamous day that Benjamin Long asked for a blind date, who was one of the choices? That’s right, Blair, right there beside Drake.
That was the first option on the poll. Drake and Benjamin Long could become roommates. They’re attracted to each other.
Well, technically they’re attracted to each other.
I’m not sure why Drake decided to try Yoga in the middle of their slap fight. It was a confusing day.
Still, there was no reason they couldn't become roommates. Well, except that they were enemies and furious with each other. And Benjamin didn't really want to become playable.
