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Edgar Part 1 (cont)
He’s never been here before. He doesn’t know where it is, and it’s disguised. But he can sense it. It calls to him.
The bond between toilet and toddler cannot be broken.
The Spectronic-5000 couch is impervious to your rear end, but you can stick your arm right through it.
Also, MS Works says that “Spectronic-5000” is spelled properly. Well, of course it is. Imaginary words usually are.
Edgar: Good work, Allin! We must act earth-like at all times.
It’s nice to know what aliens think of us.
Edgar: I wish to potty train you quickly, for your benefit and mine.
Edgar: Look at me when I speak to you, Allin.
Edgar: I am pleased with the earth-like home I have purchased.
Arianna: I am pleased with the earth-like home Edgar has purchased.
Darrin: Do you see a pink haired alien?
Cynthia Kim: I do. What are the odds? Pink haired aliens are so rare.
Arianna: I will partake of the earth activity of sitting on a log. It is spoken of highly in local slang about bumps.
Meanwhile, Cynthia likes Edgar almost as much as she hates that couch.
Please tune in for Part 2 - Outings are very earth-like