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Farmer Fury Part 1
The epic saga begins
Here is what we would see if the game allowed for different heights. Tall Fury towers over Lark - little, skinny, timid Lark, who has never, not once in his entire life, been intimidated by Fury.
Lark really is a happy person, especially now that he lives inside, with walls and floors and doors and everything!
He also happens to be extremely lazy, but that’s no problem. With Fury around he never has to work. Not unless you consider joining the corrupt reporters’ bowling league work.
So there’s no reason for Fury to intimidate Lark. All he has to do is explain his latest logical plan, and Lark is sure to be enthusiastic.
Fury: I’m going to become a farmer.
Lark: You are out of your frikin’ mind.
Fury: Let me explain. There are no local growers of produce. By opening a farm, I will be able to provide fresh, high quality food for a reasonable price.
Lark: Ohhhh, I see!
Lark: You are out of your frikin’ mind.
Fury: You’re going to become a farmer, too.
Lark: Maybe I’m speaking too quickly. Let me try again.
You. Are. Out of. Your. Frikin’ mind.
