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Farmer Fury Part 1 (cont)
Fury: Naturally, I will be a perfect farmer.
Director: Camera 3? Can you give me a freeze frame?
Director: Zoom in, please. That’s it. Hold for a moment.
Ok, over to camera 2.
Fury: We’ll go inside and call a cab. I can’t wait to show you our new farm.
Lurk: You can go that way, but I’m taking the shortcut.
It’s not how many steps you take, it’s how fast you - sigh - pick up your foot and - sigh - so much work - move your foot forward and - sigh - put that food down and - sigh - pick up your other foot…
Director: Camera 1? What’s that? He hired a professional gardener because he couldn’t keep a patch of wildflowers alive? Yes, I would like a shot of that.
Fury: Don’t worry, this is a fantastic idea. Success is assured. You’ll see.
So let’s see Fury’s idea of the perfect farm.
Ah, he bought Pinkerton’s Folly. No one has ever figured out what that weird thing on the right is, which is what makes this a “folly.”
That and the fact that the house is backwards, and faces away from the street.
Please tune in for Part 2 - There’s no farm, there’s no produce, but there are customers!