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Fury-ous Part 1
Fury gets greedy
Life is funny. There you are, running Pleasantview’s bubble blower den. You live in a field, your bed is trying to devour you, and everything seems fine. Life is good.
Then someone asks you to host an awards ceremony, and you buy a tuxedo. Suddenly everything changes. You want money!
Fury has a plan. A devious plan.
A seemingly stupid plan.
Lark: I don’t like this! I don’t like cheating! It’s evil and wrong and bad and a no-no.
Fury: It’s not a cheat. It’s an exploit. I read about it on a message board. Let me explain.
Veil woman: Hello, boys. Oooo, pillow fighting in your underwear. How racy!
Could this be the plan? Dupe poor Veil woman into paying 100,000 simoleans to watch a pillow fight?
Hmm, maybe not. She seems easily distracted. I guess when you’ve got the latest trendy look, it gives you the confidence to flirt with everyone you see.
Even though they have infinite money, they won’t pay the ridiculous ticket price.
Notice Fury’s sly move as they leave. He really, really, really wants a date.
Since they’re going to get rich and move, they stopped paying their bills. Because that’s what you do when there’s a remote possibility that you might someday somehow maybe get a lot of money.
Trust me, lots of people believe this.
Repo man: Fury! You should come work for us! Your name is perfect for this job!
Or course Fury will tell you his name is perfect for any job. Daycare With Fury, Dentistry With Fury, Fury’s Ancient Greek Winged Female Demon Emporium - these are just a few examples of how perfect his name is for any job.
Repo man: They said repossess a low-value item, so I’ll take…Lark!
Repo men must have negative nice points.
