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Fury-ous Part 1 (cont)
Fury may be mean and self-centered, but he’s not going to let Lark get repossessed. He stands guard to protect him. Or maybe he’s just really eager to clean that toilet.
Repo man: Lark can’t escape me. I’ll get him yet. I’ll just set the beam to home in on “stupid.” Oh, and BWA HA HA HA HA! And all that.
Ok, first of all, unnecessarily mean. Second of all, set that beam for Stupid, and half of Pleasantview will get pulled in. More than half.
Lark: Fury, do you hear an electronic buzzing? Like a teleportation and containment device? And do you feel all tingly, like your molecules are being disassembled?
Fury: Disassembled? Lark, are you all right? And who’s been teaching you big words?
Repo man: Wait! I’ve found something worth less than Lark! This hacked 1 simolean teleporter painting.
Repo man: That’ll satisfy the creditors, but I’m taking a little something just for fun. Something that will hurt. Something they’ll miss.
And MWA HA HA HA HA! You know.
Lark: He took the creepy magic painting? I’m glad! Weird people kept appearing next to it. We get enough weird people around here without that.
Lark: No! The mirror! He took the mirror! Fury will be so upset that he can’t stare at himself and say “perfect” over and over again!
Fury: I don’t know what you’re worried about. I carry a mirror with me at all times.
Lark: That’s right, you do. Silly repo man.
Meanwhile, could this be the secret? That’s the wealthy heir Francis J. Worthington III. Does Fury plan to trick him into buying a ticket?
Please tune in for Part 2 - Jackpot!