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Ganet gets her man
Meow.
Meow!
There’s only one thing to say when your strangely money-hungry fiancé puts on kitty cat ears.
Francis J: Meeee-ow!
Colby has come by to show off his new makeover. Francis J is helping their old college buddy, Crazy Larry, raise six adopted children.
Crazy Larry: You could use a little make-up, but overall I like it.
Skeet: I don’t know, if Halle Berry couldn’t carry the Cat Woman thing off, I don’t think you’ve got a chance.
Arden: I think Francis should have stayed with the weirdo cheese guy with a pirate family.
Colby: I am the weirdo cheese guy with a pirate family.
Colby: Phhhhhffffft! Phhft! Phhft!
Translation: Great, something is on fire again.
Crazy Larry: Francis, do something! Francis, do something! Francis, do something!
Francis J: I’ll bet the little old lady I beat up is responsible for this!
After a raging fire nothing hits the spot like Orphan Chow. Orphan Chow, now available in Original and Horrible Gruel flavor.
Francis J: I’ve never figured out how that thing keeps food cold.
