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Ganet gets her man (cont)
What? Not again! What a vicious little old lady!
Oh no! Poor Dirk! Smart enough to visit the other playables, not smart enough to run away from fire!
Like everyone else in Pleasantview, Ganet carries a fire extinguisher with her at all times.
Dirk: Help! Help! I’m on fire! Won’t someone save me?!
Ganet: I already put the fire out. Whiner.
Ganet: According to Gilligan’s Island, if you save someone they’re yours forever.
Dirk: I loooooove Gilligan’s Island!
Ganet: I saved Dirk, so he’s mine now.
Colby: That seems like a somewhat casual arrangement, prone to comedic misunderstandings. Perhaps you could avert problems by buying him a collar with your name and phone number on it.
Francis J: You might want to get advice from someone slightly less weird.
Ganet: Collar, tag, got it.
Ganet: We can name our daughter Eunice. Only true fans know that’s Mrs. Howell’s first name.
Dirk: And we can call her Lovey for a nickname. That is so perfect.
Dirk: I always thought the one thing Gilligan’s Island needed was a pretty blonde girl wearing little lace gloves.
And the moral of the story is: Money used to bribe little old ladies into setting eligible bachelors on fire is money well spent.