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The Kiddlers Part 1
The epic saga continues!
Before we begin, Joy Lyn wants to know how Delia and Broden are related to the Olby’s.
Delia and Broden are the older siblings of Dolby and Colby. Because they’re twins, they weren’t giving rhyming names. The rhyming names were reserved for the non-twins.
Hey, people are weird in Pleasantview.
Previously: It was hard raising seven toddlers, but everyone helped.
However, things are quite a mess.
Do your childhood birthday party pictures look like that?
As everyone knows, a child can sleep in a puddle, but not in a crib.
There, that’s better.
A little bit better.
Well, less bad.
Lurk: Tiny little couches? This is where I am expected to sleep? Me, future ruler of all I can oppress? Outrageous! It is no wonder I am evil!
Gypsy: I can’t find anywhere to sleep! Nurse Calista! Max the doggie! Someone! Help!
Fury: Oh, great. Will all that yelling…
Fury: I’ll never be…able to…fall…zzzzzzz….snort….zzzzzzzzz…
Ok, someone gets points for trying, but halfway burying the diaper doesn’t really help.
Lurk finally resigns himself to sleeping on the couch. But his biographer will hear about this!
Lark, the good twin, thinks the couches are neat-o benito-o. He also things the demonic singer who skulks around is neat-o benit-o. And drinking milk from the carton is neat-o benit-o!
Ok, he just likes saying “neat-o benit-o.”
Gypsy: What am we going to do? There’s nowhere to sleep!
Tripsy: Huh. I didn’t realize I’m the smart one in the family. That’s kind of scary.
