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The Kiddlers Outtakes (cont)


Fury:  I’ll kill it, and kill it, and kill it.  Are you dead yet, little toddler head?

Frysland:  *giggle*   Not yet!  Try harder!



Fury:  Ok, I’m trying harder.  Are you dead yet, little toddler head?

Frysland:  *giggle*  Almost!



Fury:  Maybe if I wave it above my head it will work.  Are you dead yet, little toddler head?

Frysland:  Now I’m less dead than I was a minute ago!



Fury:  Maybe if I hurl it in the air?  Well, little toddler head?

Frysland:  Wheeeeeeeeee!



Fury:  What if I shake it upside down?  Surely that will kill little toddler head!



Frysland:  Little toddler head is invincible!



Fury:  Well, if little toddler head is invincible, then I guess I have no choice.  I’ll have to cuddle you!



So, for all of you looking forward to seeing Fury with an infant…

No, I’m not even going to pretend this is what you wanted.  Forget it. 



Nurse Calista:  Oops, we missed one.  Better get him adopted right away.

Tyler:  I’m 27.



And finally…

Seriously…

Does no one know what the term “G-rated” means?




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