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Lost Temple of Bisectica
(This was my entry in a vacation lot contest. For some reason I didn't win. Weird people and their fixation on "Pretty" and "Well designed." I plan to share this lot soon.)Please allow me to introduce The Lost Temple of Bisectica.
What’s that? Not a jungle? The wrong kind of trees? I told you it was lost.
Scholarly opinion is divided. Did the people of Bisectica discover the concept of fractions before other cultures?
Or did they just run out of rocks?
Oh look, it’s the Lost Worker of Cafeteria.
Yes, the campground has a cook. How else does one get food? I suppose one could ask one’s valet to get one dressed, then have one’s driver take one to a restaurant, then have one’s social secretary order one a meal, then have one’s food-cutter-upper cut up the food, but really, how exhausting is that?
The builders created a mighty challenge to test the merit of all who wished to enter. Only the strong and bold could enter the temple!
Unless, you know, they went around to the back.
Yes, the campground has a dishwasher. What are you, barbarians?
Bisectica offers plenty of privacy, as long as one’s definition of privacy is flexible.
Take time to relax and get to know that stranger, before inviting him into your tent and accidentally falling in love with him.
