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The Oddler Challenge Part 1
Frysland as a toddler!
This show is sponsored by the test neighborhood, boldly experimenting with cloning since Tuesday.
Do you ever wonder about the little mysteries in life? For example, do you ever wonder why Frysland and Lark are friends?
Of course not, that makes sense. But what about Frysland and Fury being friends? Or Fury and Lark? Why would they even become roommates when they’re so completely different?
Maybe you wonder about Frysland and the two nannies. Why was he so kind and patient with Calista, the leaking nanny? Why didn’t she develop a crush on him? The other one did.
Maybe this is why:
Nanny Calista Despret used to be a nurse. After The Great Unnamed Catastrophe she decided to help take care of the many orphans evacuated to Pleasantview. She was given seven toddlers to take care of on her own.
Please note, I didn’t name her “Desperate” - the game did that.
The Worthington Foundation donated money and resources during this terrible time. Calista was given this lovely home.
Yeah, well, weather hadn’t been invented yet.
It’s oddly similar to the field Fury and Lark lived in, isn’t it? Well, except for Calista’s woodsy private quarters.
Because the pointy roofs are green… they kind of look like trees… oh, never mind.
Let’s take role call, shall we?
First up, Gypsy, demonstrating that a toddler can wind a perfect turban, but can’t tuck his hair inside.
Then there’s his little brother Tripsy.
Since the laurel wreath of younger brotherhood isn’t available to toddlers, we’ll have to tell them apart by their turban colors. Or by the fact that Gypsy has an incredibly tiny nose. And he acts like Gypsy. You’ll see what I mean.
Here’s another question for you. Did you ever wonder if Benjamin Long was always a goth at heart?
By the way, now I understand how that nose can ambush you. You’d never see it coming, would you?
And if anyone wanted to assign blame to an innocent little toddler for all this, they could start here. Imagine playing with SimPE and Bodyshop, and seeing this. How could anyone resist that sweet little leer? I mean smile.
Speaking of noses, here’s a perfect one.
And here’s little Lark.
No, sorry, that’s his evil twin Lurk. Do you notice the special feature that makes him look different from Lark?
Yes, that’s right. Lurk is wearing the eye shadow of evilness. It’s subtle, but it’s necessary to help tell them apart.
There’s Lark, giggling at nothing. He’s happy as a…blue jay? Robin? Cicadae? What is that happy winged thing people use with that expression?
