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Travel With Fury Part 2 (cont)
The male for his part seems temporarily confused, and forgets that this is a G rated show.
The second female seems jealous. She mocks the physique of the prefered female.
The male, however, seems to find her attributes within acceptable standards.
The male indicates that he has the hunting skills of a small furry pet. The female does not seem impressed.
The male then boasts of his ability to create fire and maintain a perfect manicure. The female is suitably impressed.
The female is now attempting to insinuate herself with another member of the pack. This is a tense moment, fraught with risk and peril. The savage pack member might turn on her with disastrous results.
Crystalle: Lark! A monocle with a bowling shirt? What were you thinking?
The pack member is distracted by the complex machine it faces, and ignores her signals.
Crystalle: Lark! Over here! What, does the monocle make your vision worse?
The female then engages in a commonplace human ritual known as The Thriller Dance.
Crystalle: Lark! Lark! Lark! Rahr rahr rahr!
Unable to resist the chance to pretend to be a zombie, the pack member responds.
The female congratulates herself on moving one step closer to joining a pack with many resources. She need no longer fear for the well being of her cub, and her lack of expensive furnishings will be a thing of the past.
Please tune in for Part 3 - They’re going on vacation soon, I promise. Or maybe the word I want is “eventually.”