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Travel With Fury Part 3
Irresistible Fury
Previously:
Pao: I would never go on a trip with Fury, not ever, ever, ever.
And now, the honest reporter reviews a local business honestly.
Lark: This is our new business. Would you like a tomato?
Honest reporter: I want money.
Lark: Come with me and I’ll get you some. Did you bring a bag?
Honest reporter: You are getting such a good review.
Of course, no review is complete without a little groping.
Crystalle: Does she not see me standing here? Does she not fear my wrath?
Crystalle: Does she not hear me talking to myself? Do I need to teach her what the word “wrath” means?
Much too honest reporter: Why are you worried? I’m not interested in having children with someone who has a ski-slope for a nose.
Crystalle: Sheesh. I’ll have to make sure the kids get my nose.
And how does she plan to do that? With the pure power of arrogance, that’s how.
Fury: Do you think my nose resembles a ski slope?
Lark: I’ve never seen a ski slope. I’ve never traveled anywhere exotic. Your obsession with your nose is keeping me from visiting Japanish countries, and you expect me to worry about your problems?
Fury: So what you’re saying is, my nose is perfect?
Meanwhile, Mary Sue can’t seem to get the phrase “eligible bachelor” out of her mind. Do she not realize she’s too late?
