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Wedding Contest Round 1
(Quick note: When you read this, you may have questions. Why do Fury and Lark act like they've never met Lurk? Why does Fury treat Death Death Death as strangers? Why does Fury refer to his grandmother when he's an orphan?
The answer is simple. Fury lies. Yes, I'm still mad that he turned out not to be attracted to Curlicue Woman, why do you ask?
And now, sit back and let Fury tell you about his exciting adventure as a wedding planner.)
It was certainly an exciting day when I had my first meeting with Tyler and Karen. Not, however, exciting in quite the way I had planned.
Fury: Your office is very impressive, Mr. Addisson. Just the sort of office I imagined for a famous…golf…
Tyler: Oil.
Fury: Oil…pro?
Tyler: Executive. It’s very nice to meet you, Mr. Hansov.
Fury: Please, call me Fury.
Tyler: Of course. Well, Fury, I’d like to ask you a question.
Tyler: Who is this?
Fury: That’s just Lark, my assistant. Ignore him, he’s mostly harmless.
Fury: However, as long as we’re asking questions…
Tyler: That’s where mother sits when she’s here. I’d rather not talk about it.
Tyler: I’d much rather introduce you to Karen.
Fury: Karen! The world famous ambassador to Liechtenstein!
Tyler: The actress.
Fury: The world famous actress!
Karen: I hope you like the way I redecorated Tyler’s office. Well, most of his office, anyway. This is the sort of style I’d like for our wedding, and I love blue.
Tyler: If she likes blue, I like blue.
Fury: Blue, of course. You must be psychic. That’s exactly what I was thinking.
Fury: Of course, no one made better use of blue than the Elizabethans. As you can see in this illustration I prepared, I envision a lavish Shakespearian wedding, complete with…
Tyler: I don’t think that’s what my mother had in mind.
