No Need for Ranma A Ranma ½ / Tenchi Muyo / Sailor Moon Alternate History By Ammadeau Roy.Fokker@UNSpacy.org http://members.tripod.com/~Ammadeau/fanfiction.htm An ordinary student of Furinkan High was grabbed by a bandanna-wearing boy with a very strong grip on his way to lunch. "Where is Juuban high school?" the strong boy demanded. "Ah, it’s in Juuban, but it was wrecked a week or so ago." "Oh," the boy replied and thought a moment, before tightening his grip and asking, "Where is Ranma Saotome?" Slowly, as if dealing with a wild animal, the student pointed over to where Ranma was starting on his lunch with his cousin Tenchi. "Thank you," the boy said, letting go of the student and drawing a large bamboo umbrella. His cold smile revealed a set of fangs. Chapter 6: No Need for Fiancés! Ranma was peacefully eating his lunch when the battle cry "Ranma, prepare to die!" rang through the air. He continued to eat, while Tenchi drew his bokken and was already looking for Kuno when he realized that this battle cry had been directed at his cousin instead of him. Kuno's lunch time attacks had already happened so often that Tenchi made sure to eat his lunch early and Ranma had learned to tune out the battle cries. So both were caught off guard when a bamboo umbrella broke the table where they were sitting in half. "Ah Ranma," Tenchi told his cousin, "I think this one is for you." "Oh hi Ryoga," Ranma said, finally looking up at the boy who stood on the ruins of the table. "It’s been a while man, how are you doing?" "Don't try to buddy up to me Ranma, because of you I've seen hell!!" And with that Ryoga proceeded to pummel Ranma, or would have if Ranma hadn't been able to dodge. Ranma had fought with Ryoga dozens of times before in middle school, but he'd never seen him so mad before. It reminded him all too easily of his recent sparring matches with Akane. "Why are you so angry Ryoga? It is because we never finished our final fight?" "Finish our fight?" Ryoga practically screamed as he continued to attack. "This is revenge!!" "Revenge for what? What did I ever do to you?" "Ranma, because of you I've seen hell!!" "You said that already!" "Shut up! Do you think mere words can convey the depths of my suffering? I will destroy your happiness!" "Am I happy?" Ranma asked his cousin. Tenchi could only shrug in response, wondering why these things had to happen to his cousin. He changed into a girl and having just about everyone out to get him, at least one way or another. He didn't envy Ranma's life, not one bit. His own problems were enough for him to deal with. Ranma stopped trying to talk some reason into Ryoga, who was never very reasonable to begin with, and started to fight back in earnest, knowing that if he stuck to dodging he'd end up in trouble. Their fight took them all over the school yard, but ended rather abruptly when Ranma encountered a broken fountain and was quickly drenched. He felt partially relieved that only Ryoga had witnessed the change. He had managed to keep his secret from the kids at school so far. "Ranma?" the lost boy said nervously. Ranma only nodded, squeezing the water out of his red hair. "Ranma, you turn into a girl?" "Of course I turn into a girl! Are you blind, you idiot?" It was hard not to notice with the huge rip in his, make that her, shirt. "Not a tiger?" Ryoga asked, a little too stunned to notice the shirt, or the large slashes in it that revealed Ranma’s now prominent chest. "Huh?" Ranma was confused. The boy that had been screaming death threats a moment ago was now completely calm, if a little confused. Much more like the Ryoga that he remembered. Ryoga seemed to ponder something for a moment before he shrugged his shoulders and said, "Well Ranma, we've had our duel. Why don't we just call it a draw and start new, how about it?" "Sure Ryoga, that's fine with me." Ranma watched in surprise as Ryoga wandered away, wondering what the heck the whole fight had been about and why Ryoga had been surprised that he hadn't turned into a tiger. A tiger? Akane? But what did she have to do with all of this? As far as he knew Akane and Ryoga had never met. He could ask her, but their recent confrontations had been limited to threats and insults, so he doubted that he could get much information from that. When Mr. Tendo announced that they wouldn't be training that night, it was enough of a shock to break Ranma out of wondering about Ryoga. Ever since Nodoka had allowed Tendo to train him he hadn't wasted a day on pushing him and Akane. He'd been an even a harder master since they had come back from China, which was fine with Ranma. That he would drop training for a day meant something major was going on and Ranma felt in the pit of his stomach that he wasn't going to like it. "Well son," Mr. Tendo told Ranma and the Tendo sisters as they were all sitting around the dining table. He had a fatherly arm around Ranma and was using the voice he normally reserved for speaking of a new technique or an idea for a training trip. Ranma felt a sudden chill when he remembered that he had used the very same tone in explaining their trip to China. "Your father and I often spoke about raising you to be the grandmaster of Anything Goes and to that end we made many promises to each other, one of which is the reason you are here now. Most of them you already know, but tonight I will reveal the final promise between us. "Long have I pondered how to present this to you, always waiting for the right moment, but unfortunately recent events have forced my hand and I have realized that delaying any further would do more harm than good." Ranma was already bored with the intro. The whole bit with Ryoga was still on his mind and he just wanted to get this day over with. He looked over at Akane, wondering what Ryoga had meant by the tiger and why all his anger had suddenly vanished, but Akane's glare didn't help his thinking any. Soun seemed to sense everyone's impatience, so went to the heart of the matter. "With I owning a dojo and Genma training you to be the new grandmaster of our school, we believed the two schools of Anything Goes should be united. It was our belief that the best way to accomplish this was marriage between you and one of my daughters." Soun was somehow able to silence the uproar that followed. "At first we had decided on a match between Akane and Ranma, since they were the students of the two branches of Anything Goes, but since Ranma has been learning under me and they no longer seem to get along, I've decided that Ranma should be betrothed to Kasumi." "Oh my," Kasumi said. "But don't you think I'm too old for him, father? I am three years his elder after all." She had always thought of Ranma as the little brother that she never had, but to be married to him? She didn't know what to think about that. She had never considered marriage to anyone, much less to Ranma. Perhaps it would be better to convince father to pass this to Nabiki. They were getting along quite well recently, but it would be best to talk with Nabiki first and find out how she truly felt. It was her responsibility to care for her sisters. Whatever Soun's response would have been was drowned out by Akane when she stood up and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Ranma, I hate you!!!!" And stormed off to her room, things settling in her wake. Everyone winced as they heard her door slam with the splintering of wood. Ranma sat stunned. Not by the news of the marriage or Akane's words, which were bad enough, but by the look that Akane had given him. She had looked at him as if he were the most disgusting and revolting thing that she had ever seen. She didn't even look at Kuno that way. How could she hate him so? What had he done to deserve this? To him the sudden engagement was secondary to Akane's unexplained rage. He had clung to the hope that Akane would forgive him eventually, but that seemed impossible now. Ranma didn't have many friends, so to lose one hurt. Nabiki was feeling a little insulted, wondering why she'd been passed over without even a mention. To her she seemed the most logical choice. Ranma already knew martial arts and he could already cook and clean, but it was painfully obvious that he had absolutely no sense of business, while that was her strength. She'd been helping daddy with the dojo's books ever since it reopened and her advertising was one of the reasons it was doing so well. It wasn't as if they weren't getting along anymore. Sure, she knew that she wasn't as close to him as Kasumi was, but they talked just about every time he'd come over and once he'd gotten over the shock of her being nice to him they'd become pretty good friends. And with only a year difference she seemed to be the perfect match, so why had she been passed over? Not that she was sure if she wanted to be engaged to him, but Nabiki was the kind of person who didn't like getting passed over about anything. She wasn't exactly sure how she felt about Ranma. When he had been away for the whole summer, Nabiki had been surprised to find that she actually missed him and the little war they had going. She also realized their conflict was really petty and there wasn't any real reason for it to continue. Ranma surprised them all, for instead of asking all sorts of questions or threatening Soun, he simply stood up and said in a tired voice, "I'm going home." And then he left. After Ranma had left, Nabiki found her sister breaking blocks of wood in the dojo with an almost casual ease. She knew from the morning fights that her sister was strong, but was more that a little surprised on just how strong she was. Kuno was lucky he didn't end up in the hospital. "Why are you so angry sis? I mean it’s Kasumi that's stuck with the engagement, not you." Akane turned to look up at her sister. Nabiki involuntarily took a step back in fear. She now knew why Ranma had left so suddenly. She had seen Akane mad before, often after sparring sessions with Ranma, and a lot more often since she had gotten back from China, but Nabiki had never seen the level of intensity that she was radiating now. Akane's eyes burned with rage. Nabiki decided that it would be better to let Akane deal with this on her own and quickly left. Nodoka was sitting with a cup of tea in hand, waiting for her son to come home. Some may have thought it unnecessary to wait up for a such a skilled martial artist, but another mother would understand. No matter how able they become at taking care of themselves, a mother was always concerned for her child. She knew how hard things had been for Ranma, with his curse almost being the least of his worries, and was proud of how well he'd been handling it all. She was understandably upset when her son returned with slumped shoulders, seeming to drag himself along more than walk. Nodoka could tell that this wasn't do to exhaustion over an intense training session since she trained Ranma in kendo herself and often pushed him to his limits. This seemed to be more an exhaustion of the spirit than anything else. "Ranma, what's wrong?" she asked, full of concern. At first he acted as if he hadn't seen her, but suddenly her son exclaimed, "Oh mom!" and was holding her tightly, bawling his eyes out. By the time his tears had stopped, Ranma was fast asleep. Nodoka was really worried now; her son hadn't acted like this since her dear husband had passed away. It was clear to her that his burden had become too heavy to bear alone, but she'd have to wait for the morning to get the whole story. Ranma woke up groggily, having not felt this bad since he had the flu last winter. He was surprised to see Tenchi's futon empty, already neatly folded, and his mother in a chair knitting quietly. "So you're finally awake," she said with a smile. "That must have been some day you had yesterday." Tenchi had told her about what happened at school over breakfast, but Nodoka had a feeling that more had occurred when Ranma had gone to the Tendo dojo. She could have called Kasumi and asked her, since Soun would most likely be evasive, but instead decided to see what her son had to say. "Where's Tenchi?" Ranma asked in a gravelly voice as he slowly sat up. "He left for school an hour ago." "Huh?" Ranma said as he scrambled to get ready, "Why didn't you wake me up? I'm already late!" While she was pleased with his enthusiasm, she said, "Ranma, you're not going to school today." "Huh?" Ranma said again. His mother didn't want him to go to school? The world really must have gone crazy. She used to carry him out of bed and dress him to make sure he was on time. "With all that has happened to you lately I decided that you needed a day off. So no school or training for today. When you came home last night . . . well I haven't seen you that depressed in some time. Something must have happened at the Tendo Dojo, now what was it?" Ranma wasn't really ready to talk about it yet, wanting to sort it all out in his own mind first. Nodoka seemed to sense this and said, "Why don't you freshen up first and we can talk over breakfast?" Ranma nodded and started to gather up his bath things as Nodoka closed the door behind her. Ranma was surprised when a familiar brown-haired bundle of energy tackled him as he came down the stairs. "Ucchan! What are you doing here?" Ukyo smiled back up at him. "Your mother called me, saying that you were a little blue today, so I'm here to cheer you up! My parents aren't really concerned with me missing a week of school so I've been bored waiting for them to fix our old one. You are going to transfer back when they're finished, aren't you?" "I think I'm required to finish the semester at Furinkan. Since our house moved Furinkan is a lot closer anyway." Ukyo frowned, but only for a moment. "Then I'll just have to come and visit you more often. Or maybe my parents will let me transfer to Furinkan too! After all, you don't want to be separated from you best friend, do you?" Ranma actually let out a small chuckle at Ukyo's enthusiasm. "No, I wouldn't want that," Ranma replied, smiling. "Feel free to come over whenever you want Ucchan, only call me first, okay? I don't think I can take any more surprises." "It's a deal!" she enthused and then led him to the table where breakfast awaited. Aeka and Nodoka were already seated at the table by the time they arrived. Aeka had not been happy when she woke up to find that brown-haired floozy Ukyo at the house. She felt even worse when Nodoka had explained that she was here to cheer up Ranma, who had come home depressed last night. She wished that she could do something to cheer him, but had to regretfully acknowledge that Ukyo knew him far better than she. They had a history together that Aeka envied. Ranma told them all what had happened at the Tendos’ last night as he picked at his food. For him, the important thing had been the way that Akane had reacted, so that he passed off the arranged marriage as of lesser importance. It seemed so unbelievable anyway. Him marry Kasumi? Everyone there missed the part about Akane since they were so stunned in hearing about the fiancée. "I will not have my only son forced into an arranged marriage no matter who the person is. Any woman should be free to marry my son if she wants to!" Nodoka declared, fist upraised. How dare Soun do this behind her back, when she'd been working so hard this past week to get Ranma and Aeka together? The nerve of the man, probably planning this for years and not telling her. Genma certainly hadn't mentioned anything like this, but she wouldn't have put it past him to arrange this and not tell her. Not that she had anything against Kasumi, or any of the Tendo sisters for that matter, it was just that she didn't like being left in the dark about anything involving her son. Besides, Aeka was a much better match anyway. "In that case," Aeka said, sipping at her tea to cover her own nervousness. She was about to something bolder than she had ever done before, but this did seem the most opportune moment and she had thought it over for some time now. No one outside of her own family had ever treated her with the level of kindness that Ranma had. It was clear that he saw her not as an alien or a princess, but as a person. Tenchi was kind as well, but he was distant, treating her as if she were as fragile as glass. Ranma in many ways was the exact opposite, sometimes going out of his way to be friendly to her. And the times she'd caught him looking at her, there was something in his eyes that she couldn't place, but she'd decided that she liked it there. It made her feel special and well . . . loved in a way. Besides Nodoka was usually a very controlled woman and only extreme emotion had made her make such a statement. She might retract it if Aeka didn't act. "I've been thinking over Ranma's proposal and have decided to accept." Nodoka looked happy; Ukyo glared at Aeka, deciding there could be only one meaning to the word 'proposal' in this context; and Ranma looked confused, mainly because he was. "Ah, what proposal was that?" Aeka was flustered, but before she could stammer a reply Ryoko came to her rescue, "You remember, in the shack. You said that she was so beautiful that she could marry anyone she wanted to. She said that she had to marry someone of royal blood. Then you said that she could marry you since you're a descendent of Yosho." Ryoko for once was behaving herself and sitting down like a normal person instead of flying all over the place. This probably had something to do with the fact that Tenchi wasn't there. Or it could be the fact that Nodoka had been showing her some sword katas when she 'convinced' the space pirate to behave when they had company. Aeka wondered why Ryoko was being so helpful all of the sudden, since it was no secret that they didn't get along. Does she really consider me a friend, even after all that we've done to each other? At one time she had thought that she could never forgive the space pirate for stranding her on this remote planet, but now she wasn't so sure. After all her brother was on this planet somewhere and also if she hadn't crashed she would have never spent that time alone with Ranma. It was true that Aeka had few friends and did feel a strange sort of bond to the space pirate. Ryoko however, was doing this for purely selfish reasons. She remembered that Ranma had said that Aeka could marry him or Tenchi and if Aeka was engaged to Ranma there was no way that she'd be going after Ryoko’s Tenchi. While she would have liked to have had both boys to herself, she realized that even if Ranma got engaged to Aeka they could still have some fun. Besides, Aeka herself was fun to be around and Ryoko grudgingly respected the way she would never give ground and could put up one heck of a fight. So that's went on in the shack, Nodoka thought; no wonder those two blushed whenever the topic came up. She was quite surprised that Ranma had already proposed to Aeka; her plan seemed to have worked far better than she had expected it to. Was that why he was forever watching Aeka? Wondering what her answer would be? She still wondered how Ryoko knew though; she doubted that Aeka had talked it over with her. Ukyo looked ready to strangle someone, tempted to vent her rage on Ranma since he was closest at hand. Then she remembered something and had to quickly hide a smile. She wondered how she could have forgotten about that, since she carried a reminder of it where ever she went, close to her heart. Ranma was still confused. He had uttered something like what Ryoko had said, but she couldn't be implying that he had proposed marriage to Aeka, could she? That hadn't been his intention at the time. He had only wanted to cheer her up. And she actually wanted to marry him? She was the first princess of an interstellar empire and he was just Ranma Saotome, heir to a martial arts school with only a handful of members. His legacy was to become a sensei like Mr. Tendo, while hers was to rule over billions. Why would she ever considering marrying a simple Earthling like him? While Ranma was still deep in thought, Ukyo spoke up. "I was going to wait until we were a little older to tell you this Miss Saotome," Ukyo announced with a smile that Aeka didn't like at all, "but I guess now is the time. You see I am Ranma honey's true fiancée!" Everyone shouted surprise and disbelief, especially Ranma, who already had enough shocks for the day -- and it was still morning. "It’s true," she continued, "Ranma proposed to me years ago. He even gave me this ring which I always keep close to my heart." She then pulled out a chain, on which dangled a ring that looked to be made of many flower stems twisted together and then gilded. There was something about it’s simplicity and innocence that made it beautiful. Aeka immediately felt envious. "I remember the day so well. It all happened after Ranma had just turned eight years old and he was going to be transferring to an all-boy's school far away. . ." Chibi-Ranma meets chibi-Ukyo in a flower field near the end of summer. Chibi-Ranma wears a backpack. There are tears in both of their eyes. "I have to leave soon," says chibi-Ranma in a too mature tone. "I know," answers chibi-Ukyo, "But I don't want you to go!" "Nor do I, but someday I will return and we can be together again. Here, take this ring as a sign of my promise. One day we will be together forever." Chibi-Ranma puts the ring on chibi-Ukyo's finger, they embrace, and chibi-Ranma departs with chibi-Ukyo looking off in the distance, tears in her eyes. ". . . Ranma kept his promise, leaving the all-boy's school behind to enroll in Juuban middle school so we could be together once again." Ukyo finished her story with a small tear in her eye. Ranma's recollection of those events was a little different. He remembered being sad at leaving his friend and so promised her that they would be friends forever. Ukyo had told him that he should give her something as a sign of that promise and suggested a ring. Ranma didn't have a ring on him so he made one out of flower stems. Also the real reason he transferred to Juuban was because he was kicked out of his old school for causing too much property damage, even though it really had been Ryoga's fault. He hadn't even known that Ukyo had gone to his new school until he had seen her there, though he had been really happy to be with her again. Nodoka turned to her son. "Well Ranma, do you have in explanation on how you proposed to two different girls?" Every girl in the room was looking at him, waiting for his answer. Ranma opened his mouth, but nothing came out. What exactly could he say in a situation like this? School hadn't covered this. He could tell the truth that in both cases he had been misinterpreted and that marriage was the last thing he had intended, but he could tell that both girls had taken the 'proposals' seriously and the truth might do more harm than good. I guess Tenchi was right, Ranma thought with little humor, I guess Ukyo really thinks of me as more than a friend if she wants to marry me. Ranma did the only thing he could do in this situation. He used one of the last things that his father taught him. "Saotome School final attack: run away!" The girls sat in stunned amazement as Ranma ran out of the house faster than a frightened rabbit. Soon they were all chasing after him. Sasami emerged from the kitchen a few minutes later, Ryo- oki perched on her head. "I wonder where everyone went to?" "Meow," was Ryo-oki's answer. Where to go? Ranma thought as he raced away from the house as fast as he could. He knew that running away from his problems only made things worse, but he needed time alone to think if he was going to find a way out of this mess. The shrine was out, grandfather was one of the last people that he wanted to see. Ryoko's cave? The space pirate avoided it, but his mother would surely think of it as Aeka would think of the storage shed. Ranma decided it was best to get as far away from home as possible. He jogged through Nerima rather than run because he didn't want to stand out, but the way he kept glancing up at the sky even that there wasn't a cloud to be seen ruined the effect. When he stopped to catch his breath he found himself in front of a familiar clinic. He hadn't seen Doctor Tofu in a while, not since getting back from China, because all of his recent sparring sessions with Akane had him running all the way home from a certain tiger. The good doctor had helped him with more than just injuries in the past, maybe he could help with his current problems. Ranma caught a quick peek through the window. Yep, there was Dr. Tofu tending to a patient. Normally he was very reliable, but sometimes he would disappear for days at a time without explanation (though no one pushed him for one). Also, it was a good thing that neither Akane nor Kasumi was there. Akane he was avoiding on general principles since her explosion last night, and while he had plenty of reasons to avoid Kasumi at the moment, the real reason was the good doctor had a habit of going slightly mad whenever she was around. Ranma didn't went him to start dancing with his skeleton Betty in the middle of a serious discussion. ". . . and that's the whole story," Ranma finished up telling Dr. Tofu just about everything that had happened since China. Even though he had gone in with the intention of talking about only the fiancée thing, somehow he started talking about everything that was wrong with his life recently. He decided not to refer to Kasumi by name since even that could send Tofu into one of his episodes. Dr. Tofu nodded as Ranma finished his story, taking a sip of his now lukewarm tea. Somebody else may have had a hard time believing even half of such a tale, but he had some first-hand experience with things even stranger. "Normally, one marries their fiancée eventually, but your case is far from normal. In fact, I think that having multiple fiancés gives you a sort of freedom. No one can expect you to marry them all and if you decide to marry someone else all you have to do is make her your fiancée first since you have so many already no one will be able to argue one more." "That's not really what I'm concerned about right now," Ranma told him, since the idea of getting married was remote. "Just how do I explain how this all happened without them getting angry with me?" "It's simple really. Tell the truth, that it was all a misunderstanding, but be quick to add that you plan on honoring those pledges regardless, at least in the meantime. I’m not suggesting that you marry all of them, simply ask for the time to choose one of them, like say until you graduate hight school. They both may be a little angry with you, but another response would alienate one of them and from what you've told me about Akane I'm sure you don't want to do that." The girls returned to the Masaki home empty-handed. Ranma had managed to elude them, at least for the moment. They all sat around the dinner table. Aeka and Ukyo exchanged glares, which Nodoka ignored. Actually, she was feeling somewhat responsible for the bad feelings between them. She had had no idea how Ukyo had truly felt about her son, though in retrospect it should have been obvious. Long ago she had declared them simply friends in her mind and didn't even think that it would change. Also, she was the one who had pushed Aeka on Ranma. There was a chance that if Tenchi had been the one to carry Aeka, he might have been the one that she was interested in. Then Aeka would have had to contend with Ryoko, but they fought so much already it wouldn't make that much difference. Besides, it wouldn't be Nodoka's problem anymore. She did care for Tenchi, but refused to take the place of her younger sister in his life. There was also the matter of Ranma's third fiancée Kasumi. In some ways Nodoka loved Kasumi as if she were her own and knew that her son and the eldest Tendo sister were very close, yet Nodoka had never considered marriage between the two. Kasumi was three years Ranma's senior and so much more mature than her son that she had never thought it would be possible. They just seemed too different to go beyond friendship. Surely Kasumi wanted a man more her age and one with a little better sense of responsibility. Nodoka would have to talk with each girl privately about all this, including Kasumi.