Under the Hammer
A Ranma � / Ah! My Goddess spamfic
By Henry J. Cobb
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Akane: "Take that! and that! and that!"
Nabiki: "I think you overdid it this time sis."
Akane: "What makes you say that? You heard what he said about my cooking!"
Nabiki: "Don't worry, he'll never insult you again."
Akane: "And why not?"
Nabiki: "He's not breathing."
Akane: Throws away hammer and hugs the late Ranma tight. "Ranma! please don't die. Please forgive me. I - I - I love you!"
Ranma: Awakens, painfully, in a very different place. "Ow, am I dead?"
Kami-sama: "Yes, but don't let it get you down. I've had my eye on you for some time Ranma, and I'd like you to join the team. But first you need to marry into the family. Here's my three daughters, pick the one you want, she's your fiancee."
Urd: "Oh, he wants Skuld."
Belldandy: "Yes, definitely"
Ranma: "Just what I need, another crazy uncute girl with a hammer!"
Skuld: "Ranma no baka!"