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The predawn light from the inn window illuminated Mousse and Marron laying entwined in bed, naked except for the blanket starting to slide off of them and their long, lustrous black hair (untangled of course - these are Anime characters). Marron lay with his head resting on Mousse's chest, both of them deep in sleep. Their clothes decorated the rest of the room.

The door crashed open, interrupting this peaceful scene and jolting the lovers awake. Tira stood framed in the doorway, her glasses reflecting the light.

"We need to get mov-," she faltered, her observational skills overtaking the momentum of the message she had come to deliver. "Oh my," she went on, "you two were quite busy last night! Demo, you need to get up and ready - we have a lead on the sorcerer we were sent after."

"We'll be ready," Marron muttered sleepily in reply, already beginning to untangle himself from Mousse. Tira shut the door on her way out, and the two two candy boys (They melt in your mouth *and* your hands!) hurriedly got dressed.

Carrot gave them a strange look when they met up, but didn't say anything. Marron winced slightly. How was he going to explain his affair with the Jusenkyo victim?

Easily finding the sorcerer, Chocolate and Tira changed into their fighting costumes, designed to distract their enemies while they beat them into submission, and attacked the sorcerer. Carrot starting waving his sword around, and Gateau took the time to flex his muscles. Marron pulled out an ofuda, and Mousse readied his weapons. At least, they tried to. Marron stared blankly at the duck shaped potty trainer he now held, and Mousse was trying to figure out what to do with the multiple ofuda now sticking out of his sleeves.

The sorcerer noticed their confusion, even if he didn't understand its cause, and moved to attack them. Carrot rolled his eyes. "Why are they wearing each others robes?" he complained, and moved to intercept him.

Carrot turned into monster - Carrot squished the sorcerer - Tira went after Carrot to encourage him to turn back.

Mousse put the ofuda away and scratched his head. "I think we should be more careful about which clothes we put on in the future, Marron," he said, embarrassed.

~owari~

Note: Marron and Mousse's robes aren't really that similar, but the idea was so silly I couldn't resist.

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