The Fall of Babylon - Part One
By Lei


RING RING -- RING RING -- RING RIN...
"Moshi moshi?"
"Konnichi wa. May I please speak with Sumeragi Aeko-san?"
"May I tell her who's calling, please?"
"Hai. I am called Saotome Nodoka."


Kasumi hummed as she dusted across the top of the television, smiling quietly to herself and listening to the sound of fighting in the yard. It was always nice when her family enjoyed themselves, and fighting was something most of them loved. Ranma, of course, was out there in the centre of it all being attacked on all sides. Akane was one of those attacking him. Kasumi frowned for a moment. There were times when she knew Akane hated the fighting, especially because she wasn't the best or even close to being the best. She wished that Ranma would train with her and help her improve so she might feel better about herself.

She walked to the back door and looked out briefly, and saw Ranma go flying into the pond. She shook her head and headed for the kitchen to make sure there was water on the stoveboth for the Jusenkyo victim and to prepare tea for when they came in, cold and hungry.

Just then a knock came from the direction of the door and Kasumi walked placidly over to it and lifted the latch to see who had come to visit. It wasn't anyone she knew.

"Konnichi wa, may I help you?"

She looked at the two people standing there then blinked. Wait a second...there were three people there. Two clones and another person towering above them, sunlight reflecting of his glasses.

"Konnichi wa." One of the clones bowed deeply and raised his deep green eyes to hers again. "I am Sumeragi Subaru. I am looking for Saotome Ranma and I believe he lives here?"

"Oh, why yes, he does. Please come in. I am Tendo Kasumi."

"Hi! I'm Subaru's big sister, Hokuto and this is Sakurazuka Seishirou, a good friend of my brothers." She cast a sidelong glance t her brother as she said this and both she and Seishirou smiled as she blushed.

"Welcome to my home. I am preparing tea if you would like some?"

"Oh, we wouldn't want to be any trouble. If you could just tell us if Saotome-san is here?"

"Of course. If you'll come this way."

Kasumi led the three visitors into the yard where the fight was just winding down. Ryouga had managed to avoid the koi pond somehow and was instead running blindly through the wall of the dojo yelling something at the top of his lungs. She guessed he was lost again. Kodachi and Kuno were lying unconscious, one on top of the other, in an untidy heap half-on, half-off a bush. Mousse was being hit repeatedly by Ranma-chan's Katchuu Tenshin Amaguriken and a few seconds later was lying unconscious on the ground, his long hair floating in the pool of water he had just managed to fall short of. Shampoo and Ukyo were still battling it out with a pair of dented bonbori and a gigantic spatula. Akane stood watching everything with an angry expression on her face before storming inside, ignoring the three visitors who stood next to Kasumi.

Kasumi waited until Ranma had finished with Mousse then called him over.

"Ranma-kun. You have some guests."

Ranma-chan swung around and bounced over taking in the three strangers with interest. Shampoo and Ukyo also walked over, glaring at Hokuto and Subaru with hostility before noticing Subaru was male at which they transferred their full glare to Hokuto.

"This is Sumeragi Subaru and Hokuto..."

"Ah, actually, I'm Hokuto."

"Oh, I am sorry. This is Hokuto, Subaru and Sakurazuka(?) Seishirou."

Seishirou nodded his head in confirmation at her query and smiled charmingly down at her, his golden-brown eyes dancing warmly behind the glasses. Kasumi blushed and ducked her head a little.

"Nice to meet you all." Ranma-chan smiled.

"Ah, you're Saotome Ranma?" Subaru asked the redhead.

"Yeah."

"Um, well, Saotome Nodoka, your mother...?"

"Yep."

"She asked grandmother to see if Subaru could do anything for your curse! But I'm sure she said she had a son." Hokuto blurted, knowing Subaru would be likely to draw it out longer than necessary.

Ukyo who along with Shampoo had drifted after Ranma blinked in surprise then began to smile. "Ranchan! That's great. Maybe you'll be able to get rid of your curse and then you'll be free to marry me." Ukyo veered off into dreamland clutching Ranma-chan's arm to her chest.

"He not marry Spatula-girl. He Shampoo's airen! Shampoo took ahold of Ranma-chan's other arm and tugged in the opposite direction.

"Marry a hussy like you? Don't make me laugh. He loves me, stupid Chinese bimbo."

"He love Shampoo!"

"Ah, Ucchan, Shampoo, could you..." Ranma-chan tried to break into the argument without success.

"He loves me!"

"Shampoo!"

"Me!"

Shampoo reached again for her bonbori and swung at Ukyo who was still attached to Ranma-chan's arm. Both she and Ranma-chan ducked then Ukyo detatched her spatula from her back and swung back.

Kasumi and Ranma watched impassively as it escalated in seconds into the furious fight to be expected of top-notch martial artists. They sighed in unison and turned back to their guests whose expressions all mirrored astonishment. They both smiled a little, that, they thought simultaneously, was the only good part of the entire madness that was Ranma's Life. Then Ranma cleared her throat.

"My curse? What could you do about it?"

They looked at her blankly before shaking off the stupor they had fallen into. Suddenly Hokuto burst into speech, trying to remove all traces of shock from her own system, and perhaps get back a little at the calm tolerance of Ranma-chan and Kasumi.

"Subaru is Japan's greatest onmyouji! Curses are as nothing to the power of Sumeragi Subaru, thirteenth head of the Sumeragi clan!" Hokuto raised her arm to the sky and almost broke out into maniacal laughter when the startled look in Ranma-chan's eyes brought her back to reality. She shrugged. "Well, we can take a look at it anyway."

"Mm. Do you mind if I ask what was...is, um, going on..." Seishirou asked in a bewildered tone of voice gesturing at the debris strewn yard.

"Eh? Oh, that's nothing, happens all the time. So you can remove curses, hunh?" Ranma asked of Subaru, looking into the emerald eyes an inch or so lower than his, a small flame of hope burning in his own.

"Well, I can remove some, but if what your mother implied was true then I may not be able to. It depends on what sort of curse it is and how strong it is."

"There's a kettle on the stove, Ranma-kun, why don't you bring it out, along with some cold?"

"Good idea." Ranma-chan nodded and bounced into the house disappearing into the shadows.

"Please come inside and sit down and I'll bring you some tea." She turned and started towards the house, feeling her guests follow her.

Ranma-chan was just stepping out of the kitchen as they were sitting at the table. In her hand she held a kettle of steaming water and a cup of cold water. Kasumi smiled at him and walked past him into the kitchen to make the tea.

Ranma sat at the table across from Subaru and sighed.

"Okay. This is a demonstration of my curse." So saying he tipped some of the water from the kettle over his head. He heard the familiar gasp and looked through the rivulets of water running from his bangs at the room's three other occupants.

It was at Seishirou that Ranma found himself looking at in time to see a flash of emptiness followed by malicious amusement. His expression then conformed into the shock that was displayed on Hokuto and Subaru's faces. Ranma blinked and wondered whether he had seen what he thought he had. Suspicion made its way through to his mind and logged somewhere within his awareness. He would be keeping an eye on that guy, there was something about him. This process, though, took place in his subconscious while his conscious shrugged it aside and turned his attention to Subaru.

"So, what do you think? Anything you can do?"

Subaru blinked and opened his mouth. "Ah..."

He trailed off as a thoughtful look replaced the astonishment.

"Wow, that's amazing! I've never seen a curse like that before. How does it work?" Hokuto took the opening left by her brother's silence to question this transmorphic curse victim.

"Cold water," Ranma poured the glass of cold water over himself, "changes me into a girl and hot water," he used the kettle, "changes me back."

"How did you get this curse?"

Ranma looked at Seishirou and shrugged as he answered. "There's this anchient training ground in China called Jusenkyou which is covered in these cursed springs which turns whoever falls into one of them into whatever drowned there. And last year Oyaji dragged me there for training without reading the guide properly and ended up knocking me in the nyannichuan." He almost got through it all on one breath.

"Spring of Drowned Young Girl. And now cold water changes you into a girl. Must be rather inconvenient after all the weather in this area is rather unpredictable."

"Yeah. And it doesn't help that this curse also seems to act as a water magnet."

"What do you mean 'a water magnet'?"

"If there's a puddle two millimetre's deep then somehow I'll end up in it and it'll be enough to trigger the curse. And if someone's throwing water out of a window or cleaning the sidewalks then I'll always be in just the right place to get it in the face."

They all fell silent and sipped at the tea in front of them as they pondered this further proof that life just wasn't fair.

"I've never come across a curse like this before, Saotome-san, but if you would like me to I will be happy to investigate it and see what I can do." Subaru broke his silence and looked across at Ranma.

"Sure. It's not as if I have anything to lose, really. Just don't go and lock me in my cursed form, right?"

"I-I...no."

"Great. And call me Ranma."

Subaru blinked and nodded slowly, "I guess I can. Um, do you mind showing me the curse again?"

"I'll just get some more water."


Nodoka arrived home from work that evening to find Ranma sitting with Subaru on the back porch talking quietly. Kasumi had informed her of the arrival of the Sumeragi and feeling slightly guilty for not having told Ranma she had asked him to come she walked over to them to apologise.

"...So I finally got my hands on the Chisuiton and managed to unlock the curse and we headed...Oh, hi Mom." Ranma broke off from his story and looked up at his mother. Subaru stood quickly and bowed deeply. Ranma followed more slowly and stopped before the bow.

"Hello, Ranma." She glanced expectantly at Subaru then back at Ranma with an eyebrow slightly raised.

"Oh. Ah, this is Sumeragi Subaru. Subaru, this is my Mom, Saotome Nodoka."

Subaru bowed again. "It is a pleasure to meet you, Saotome-san."

"And you too, Subaru-kun. You look alot like your mother." Nodoka smiled fondly in reminiscence then gave a mental shake of her head. "I'm sorry, you probably have no wish to hear such things. And I must apologise for not informing my son that you would be arriving but I had thought it would be quite some time before you would come."

"That's okay. I wasn't expecting to be able to come for sometime, but I had a day off so I decided to come over. And I don't mind hearing about my mother, I-I don't know much about her."

Nodoka and Ranma both looked at Subaru in sympathy, each of them knowing what it was like not to have knowledge of a family member although they were beginning to learn something of one another. Subaru caught the looks being sent his way and blushed lightly, uncomfortable with other's feeling sympathetic towards him. There were others who deserved it far more than he.

"Well, Subaru-kun, if you wish to learn more of your mother I would be happy to tell you what I can."

"A-arigato, Saotome-san." Subaru bowed again.

A small silence developed between the three and grew rapidly uncomfortable; none of them were very good conversationalists in social situations such as this.

Nodoka cleared her throat. "Ah, I'll just go and see if Kasumi-chan needs any help with dinner. Will you be staying, Subaru-kun?"

"Kasumi-san insisted we stay."

"Good. Then I will leave the two of you to go back to your talk and I will see you again at dinner." Nodoka gave the two a beaming smile then headed for the kitchen where Kasumi was sure to be at this time of the day.

Ranma and Subaru looked at each other for a minute then Ranma laughed. "Well, I guess we'd better do what Mom said."

Subaru gave a small smile in return and nodded. They settled back onto the porch, facing the now setting sun and Ranma resumed his tale.

It was not long however when they were interrupted again, this time by Hokuto who had returned with Seishirou from a Nabiki-conducted tour of the Ranma areas of Nerima. She sat next to her brother and looked across at Ranma with a different look in her eyes.

"Wow. You've had some life."

Nabiki had obviously been telling tales and even when they were not exaggerated at all, most of them sounded very impressive and Hokuto was most definately impressed, though not the least bit awed.

"Ah, yeah."

"Nabiki told us all about the fights you're always having and showed us all over the place. Y'know everyone in Nerima knows you?"

"Really?" Ranma sounded slightly surprised. He was wondering why.

"Uhuh. You're kind of a local celebrity or something." Hokuto giggled. "It's fun talking to people about you, they've all got stories to tell. And complaints about the property damage you and your friends cause."

"..." Ranma had no idea what to say.

"And we met your fiancees again. They're both really nice and Ukyo makes the best okonomiyaki I've ever tasted."

Talk of food was something Ranma could more easily talk about. "Sure, Ucchan's definately the best. I've travelled all over Japan and there's none as good. And Shampoo and Cologne make the best Ramen."

"Really? We'll have to try it, won't we Subaru? Oh, and I don't think you should marry Kodachi y'know. She seems a little..."

"Crazy? Her and her brother are both totally wacko and there's no way I'm going to marry Kodachi."

"Don't forget to tell them about Kuno, Hokuto-chan." Seishirou murmured from where he was standing in the doorway leading into the dining room.

Hokuto made a face. "What's with that guy? He's just as crazy as his sister. All that Shakespeare and stuff? Weird?"

"Kuno now has a trio of true loves." Nabiki spoke up for Ranma's benefit. "His beauteaous Akane, his pig-tailed goddess and now, his emerald-eyed sprite."

Ranma shook his head in disgust. "Well, don't hold back from hitting him as hard as you can if he starts getting annoying."

"Oh, she didn't. She was great, not only did she use her fists, Ranma-kun, she also managed to use her voice."

"Not very effectively though. The guy is thick, or is he deaf? Well, whatever, if I ever see him again I'll just hit him and not bother with the words."

Subaru's expression, throughout the conversation about the Kuno's, had grown steadily more bewildered and had almost crossed over into confusion by this time. He just stopped himself from going so far as to interrupt when Ranma caught his look and took pity on him, explaining the Kuno siblings to him. At the end Subaru didn't look any clearer on the subject but had decided to let it go. He couldn't believe anyone could be that bad, even if everyone around him said so.

"Minna-san? Dinner is ready if you would like to come in?" Kasumi spoke softly from the doorway and then stood aside as everyone filed into the dining room. She waited until everyone was comfortably seated before joining Nodoka in the kitchen once more and bringing out the meal.

Ranma had, by the time the meal was placed on the table, managed to introduce everyone who wasn't already acquainted. Then the meal was in front of them and the war between Genma and Ranma began anew.

At least, until Nodoka cleared her throat and glared, the embarrassed and angry look in her eyes promising dire consequences should it continue. Genma seemed to shrink at the gaze and Ranma smiled a sheepish apology, slowing his intake down to a fraction of the speed.

The visitors each held a pair of chopsticks frozen half-way to their open mouths, stunned at the martial display. A few grains of rice fell from Seishirou's chopsticks and landed back in his bowl. It seemed to serve as a sign for the twins and their veterinarian friend to resume their as yet untasted meal. They each finished the motion of chopsticks to mouth and chewed slowly expressions of delight soon appearing on their faces as they discovered just one of the reasons why Ranma and Genma competed so hard for each grain of rice.

Kasumi's cooking was really good, and with Nodoka helping...it was along time before anyone spoke.

"Wow. That was great!" Hokuto patted her flat stomach in appreciation and smiled blissfully at Kasumi and Nodoka. "Am I ever glad you called Obaasan."

Subaru and Seishirou nodded in emphatic agreement.

"Indeed. Arigatou gozaimasu, Kasumi-chan, Nodoka-san, that was one of the best meals I've ever had," Seishirou smiled charmingly at the two.

Subaru bowed his head, his hands clapping together in front of him. "Hai. Arigatou."

To be continued.